Mavis

Lucky Rodney.

I bet you’re that kind of person. The type who rolls up to Christmas with no presents and has to scamper round in the last week buying chocolates and socks.

You need to take a leaf out of Mavis‘ book.

Not only does she knit everyone a personalised present by August, she does it in style.

What have you got there dearie? A squirrel? For Rodney?

Absolutely dynamite

Bravius

Shot bro.

When I see Bravius here on the streets of Fitzroy I know he respects me, because he straight up shows it to my face.

One hand, knuckles, double slap.

As street as you fucking like.

Honce

You'll shit yourself every time.

Meet Honce. He’s a real joker.

Often you’ll be walking round the house and he’ll jump out from behind some cushions all like a fucking raptor.

He’s not a raptor though.

Oh dear Honce, what a complete crack up.