Arthur
“Would sir like some freshly ground black pepper”
Oh Arthur, you’ve gone and done it again.
Prue
Most people have an area of interest. Some can even be classed as passionate. Only a few can be called a true enthusiast. Prue is completely mental for antique furniture.
Seriously, bitch can’t get enough of that shit.
What have you found now Prue? A vintage ottoman? For the living room? Oh my, won’t that look an absolute treat.
Frankie
Frankie is a mature aged student. It’s something of a career choice for him.
What he learnt early on is that the key to being a well liked mature student it to know lots of slight of hand tricks.
What’s this behind your ear? Some marijuana?
Oh, man.
Too much, mature aged student.
Tooooo much.
Cecil
Quite often you’ll read about hackers on the internet.
It’s topical.
What you don’t read about is Cecil.
Cecil is a such a good hacker than he doesn’t even need to touch his computer with his hands. Man just sits on it and shits out zero day exploits.
Cleveland
Cleveland used to be a rap superstar, lived large. Big House, five cars, he was in charge.
These days he’s quietened down a little though. His new focus is miniature vintage trains. Sure, it might seem a little different to 40s and bitches, but everyone needs a hobby.
He’s even made a little station for them.
It’s spectacular, let me tell you.
Robert
Take one look at Robert and you just know he is fucking anal about graphic design. And I don’t mean because he has an iPhone.
He obviously does though.
Par for the course, Robert, par for the course.
Rodriguez
Here’s a shot of my boy Rodriguez. He’s getting blind as he likes.
You drink Asahi? Well that’s sad for you, don. Anyone knows tongue sippin’ home brew crunk juice is where it’s at. Boy gets totally blind on the stuff.
And then you better believe the party is motherfucking on.
Straight up playa. On the roll 24/7.
Cedric
Have you ever stopped to think about Atlantis? Not really into ultra historical episodes of magical intrigue? Rather chillax and read the new Harry Potter?
Well, that is the difference between you and my main man Cedric. He thrives on that shit.
Just last week he was giving me this mad chat about Atlantis, the prime fucking meridian and the Giza pyramids.
Holy shit, you better believe that stuff is totally insane.
Mavis
I bet you’re that kind of person. The type who rolls up to Christmas with no presents and has to scamper round in the last week buying chocolates and socks.
You need to take a leaf out of Mavis‘ book.
Not only does she knit everyone a personalised present by August, she does it in style.
What have you got there dearie? A squirrel? For Rodney?
Absolutely dynamite
Madame
Madame travels. Internationally.
The good thing about being compact is being able to fit in your travel duffel.
What’s that Madame? You want to come out?
I’ll bet you do, you saucy little bint.